I Am The Cobblers Daughter!

Recently this has kind of been my theme song. Now, my mom is not in the locker, and my dad is not a cobbler, I've never been the cause of death for a handsome fella, so I don't really know why this is my theme song. . . I think it's because I share sort of a stuborn orneriness and a total lack of desire to wed, so its more like I appriciate this song!